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Post by JACINTO AMORY ROMERO on Aug 13, 2011 23:58:46 GMT -5
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jacinto romero ,
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[/div] why yes, that is gabe saporta holding a baby with very large ears. hold your orgasms, ladies. the first thing you need to know about jacinto romero is that he is not a serious man; he'll be that one guy at the funeral cracking jokes as they're lowering the coffin into the ground. while he isn't really the life of the party anymore (it's getting too hard to keep up with all them youngin's), he has more than enough puns about toothpaste and elephants to keep you entertained for hours. he's done it before, honest to god. the second thing you should know about him is that he is a certified 'childcare provider', even has the paperwork to prove it. what that means is, basically, he gets paid to live in your house and watch your kids. it's hard to find work sometimes, being a middle aged man with a five o'clock shadow, but he loves what he does and will give you more than your money's worth every time. third thing, and most important, is his intense and insatiable love for baked goods. it doesn't even matter what it is; as long as it involves flour and sugar in some way, he will want to make sweet, sweet love to it. the quickest way to his heart is a jelly donut.
if you hadn't figured out already, jace is a people person. a huge people person. he will strike up conversations with hobos and spend hours talking to them. making friends has always come easy, and as long as you aren't shouting obscenities or threatening him with a knife, he will love you. while he doesn't always have a lot of time for going out, what with taking care of children and cooking meals and the like, he'll try to spend whatever free time he has with as many people as he can, even if he has to strap the kid to his back indian-style. he's a huge people-pleaser who needs human contact more than air; no matter how crazy the plan is, he'll always be up for it.
enemies? what enemies? who can hate a man with a face like that?
ah, the lovers. jacinto has never had a problem with these; he's a charmer, the kind that'll talk you out of your clothes in five seconds flat, and then invite you to a candle-lit dinner, complete with atmospheric music. he knows how to woo and he knows he knows it, which is a dangerous combination. no woman or man is safe from his wily wiles. honestly, the only thing keeping him from having a different lover every day of the week is the fact that he's a hopeless romantic, and that he doesn't actually have his own home. While he does have a scrungy little apartment downtown, he's usually residing with his employers and their offspring, which means no late-night visitors. weekends are completely free, though, so flings and past relationships are entirely welcome. while his final is already planned out (can anyone say gabilliam?), a couple of small things, or past huge things, are not out of the question.
i'm sorry i rambled! forgive me! or better yet, plot with jace. you know you can't deny this beautiful hunk of a manny. [/td][/tr][/td][/tr][/table][/center] |
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